REEFER MADNESSNOW ON TO OTHER, MORE HILARIOUS THINGS
Today at work, Dan was unclogging a drain, and pulled out a big turd, it was fucked up. I laughed my ass off while trying my hardest not to throw up all over myself. I decided to call him poop hands, for obvious reasons.
ALSO
I broke my skateboard today, which made me very angry, then, right after that, I got shot in the back by fucking sprinklers at the park, which made me even more angry, so I beat the shit out of them with 1/2 of my broken board, needless to say, that grass is gonna fucking die.
OH YEAH, AND...
Tomorrow Bob, Jim, Johnny and I are going to Semino to go wakeboarding which should fucking rock.
AND THE DELICIOUS ICING ON THE FUCKING CAKE...
MODEST MOUSE IS SOOOOOOOO SOON!!!
I'll probably get my PA done while I'm there to, which I'm frightened about, but very excited about as well. I hope it's not a dude, cause I dont want dude hands anywhere near my weiner unless he then asks me to turn my head and cough.
IN SUMMATION
what the fuck is up with that new Lays commerical? I feel like I'm watching a snack food soft-core porno everytime it comes on. But I have to admit, it does make me want to go buy some Lays. I guess the Frito-Lay company has finally tapped into the only un-used commerical resource left in the world. It totally dosent suprize me that something as simple as soft-core porn could make suck a wave in the fried potatoe crisp biz.
I'm just astonished that it took so long.
I'm waiting on life to wake me up
so tired from all this sleeping
Cant think behind cloudy eyes
but I'll always love with the clearest heart
*Keep your eyes open*
un-happy
Happy holidays, friend!
Take care,
Charlotte
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"The aim of love is to love; no more, and no less"--Oscar Wilde
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You can hug the same person as many times as you see fit!
3- You -MUST- spread the love people! At least 1 hug!
4- You should hug in public! Paste it on their user page so they feel loved!
5- Random hugs are perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender hugging, it's a love hug!
7- You should most definitly get started hugging right away!
Remember, this is about showing love to your fellow peeps! Everybody should get a hug
*this da love was started by ~ lady-alessandra and ~ Godscrossingsandevil
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"The aim of love is to love; no more, and no less"--Oscar Wilde
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My army of angry lobsters attacks you!
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...look for the girl with the broken smile...
Comment, to get comments.
Share your kindness, not your hate.
Love the art, before yourself.
Adoptees:
~greendragon
~karmacursed
Mandee
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Your musky lips, cramping smoke into halos,
love to finger obscenities and slander. I am a bitch now.
Don’t touch her now, this thing of waste. She’s
Empty. She’s full of spite.
Charlotte
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"The aim of love is to love; no more, and no less"--Oscar Wilde
I feel each line as if they were neurones transmitting a firework of emotions through my body.
I hope to hear more from you ..
nova
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And I stood.On the hill and realized there were two nightskies.The one above me.And the one under me,the city.With the thousand sparkling lights.And both were just as hard to explain.
Visual Me :iconcitizenvisuelle:
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